“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
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“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.”
“Computer games don’t affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.”
“There’s a natural limit to how happy a person can be at work. If work becomes fun, your boss will stop paying you to do it and start charging other people to have that fun in your place. [...]“
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“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.”
Darum suche ich so gerne Antworten in Foren. 
“Based on what I know of what you are doing (essentially I know nothing): Do something differently.”
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