“My other favorite part of the story is that the hit man carried his alleged client’s phone number in his backpack while on the job. I never attended hit man school, but I have to think they teach you on the first day not to keep your client’s phone number with you on the job. And on day two they probably cover the basics of not letting yourself get strangled by the lady you are sent to kill [...]“

[via dibert.com, msnbc]