“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

- Mark Twain

“Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.”

- Rita Mae Brown

“Männer sind Kinder, die einfach in Ruhe spielen wollen. Gäbe es Aufsitzstaubsauger, würden sie sogar im Haushalt helfen.”

- Inge Meysel

“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”

- August Strindberg

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

- Sam Levenson

“A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.”

- David Coblitz

“Es gibt ne gute und ne schlechte Nachricht. Die Schlechte ist, es gibt gar keine Gute.”

- Soloalbum

“If lightning is the anger of the gods, the gods are concerned mostly with trees.”

– Lao Tse

“On ne voit bien qu’avec le coeur. L’essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.”

– Le Petit Prince,

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

- Lily Tomlin