“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

- Sam Levenson

“A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.”

- David Coblitz

“Es gibt ne gute und ne schlechte Nachricht. Die Schlechte ist, es gibt gar keine Gute.”

- Soloalbum

“If lightning is the anger of the gods, the gods are concerned mostly with trees.”

– Lao Tse

“On ne voit bien qu’avec le coeur. L’essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.”

– Le Petit Prince,

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

- Lily Tomlin

“It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.”

- Pierre Beaumarchais

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.”

- Douglas Adams

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

- Albert Einstein

In der Informatik nennt man so was dann Nichtdeterminismus.

“Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

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